Nikki Grahame

Nikki's BB OK Column this week

June 24, 2008

A brief summary of Nikki's thoughts on the HM's this week.

OUR 'BB' BABE IS ON TOP FORM THIS WEEK - MARIO AND LISA BEWARE!

MOHAMED'S DRESS IMPRESSES ME!
Alex ruined Mohamed's birthday by not leaving him alone over him dressing in women's clothes. Thinks Alex secretly fancied Mohamed, he's too nice a guy to be interested. Mikey is a strange person. He's blind, not a child. He's irritating. He plays up to it. But Mario is worse for constantly going on about Mikey's disability.

PHEW! SCARY ALEX HAS LEFT THE HOUSE AT LAST
Thank goodness Alex is gone. She's scary, terrifying. She took things too far.

BECKY AND LUKE - THE REAL 'BIG BROTHER' ROMANCE
It would be good to see Luke and Becky get it together. Becky has gone up loads in Nikki's estimation. Was hilarious in karaoke task. They'd make a gorgeous couple.

DENNIS AND SYLVIA ARE OUT IN THE COLD
Sylvia backed off from Alex last week but it's too late for her. She'd backed the wrong horse. Doesn't trust her, she's sneaky and bitchy. Dennis thinks he's going to be the next Brian Dowling. As if!. He was patethetic in karoake task, took it too seriously. But Nikki would go and see him in a West End show. Looks a good dancer.

THE MOST BORING COUPLE EVER!
Dale and Jen are so bland, the most boring couple in the history of reality TV. They look like extras out of Hollyoaks who have never been given a storyline. Dale is a boring man. Nikki would go out for a drink with him but would disappear to the toilet if he bored the back teeth of her.

MARIO AND LISA MAKE ME HEAVE
Yuck! Makes Nikki feel sick thinking of Mario and Lisa getting fruity with each other. Behind the muscles Lisa's quite soppy and wet and Mario thinks he's fit.

LADIES' MAN STUART MOVES IN
It's great they've replaced Alex with someone so different. The girls and Dennis seemed happy with his arrival but the boys seemed less impressed. Nikki is hoping for this self confessed ladies man to cook up some mischief.

TURNING JAPANESE
The Japan task was great but Nikki felt painting their faces white was politically incorrect. Nikki loved the outfits and the dresses - Nikki would have loved to have done something like that.

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